6csofmarriage.jpgI doubt if this one really needs an introduction but i’ll go ahead and make it brief… as we all know, shaadi.com one of the largest matromonial website - so once again Umari and I decided to do a prank with the live support.. below are the chat log for both of us.. check it out!

I’ll start off with mine so here we go…….
Please wait for a site operator to respond.

You are now chatting with ‘Asmi’

Asmi: Welcome to Shaadi.com Live Help service.
Asmi: How may I help you?
Ali: hello shaadi.com, i want a good wife, can you send me one from India - i reside in NY :-)
Ali: myself is a very good man
Asmi: Please let me know are you a registered member of Shaadi.com?
Ali: oh no, i have to register?
Ali: are you that lady on the banner that says “need help?”
Asmi: Yes.
Asmi: Registering on Shaadi.com is very simple. You can use the following link to fill out the registration form:
Asmi: http://www.shaadi.com/registration/user/index.php
Ali: wow, are you ready for shaadi with me?
Ali: tell me your likes
Asmi: I am sorry I cannot assist you with personal details.
Ali: and dislikes
Ali: sad
Ali: very sad
Asmi: Please use the link above and register.
Ali: i thought we can chat.. no?
Asmi: And continue your partner search.
Asmi: Is there anything else I may assist you with?
Ali: ok fine, if i register - will you chat then?
Asmi: If you have any queries related to our site, then i can assist you.
Ali: my marriage is related to your site
Asmi: Ok.
Ali: i need find a good wife that cooks for me good indian dishes :) i like rashmalai.. do you?
Asmi: As you do not have any queries regarding Shaadi.com, I am ending this chat session. If you need any help regarding Shaadi.com in future, please feel free to contact us on Live Help. You can also call us on our toll free no 1800222077 (from BSNL/ MTNL within India) or 9833574223 (standard charges applicable)
Chat session has been terminated by the site operator.

Wow, very SPICY support we’ve got here… *zingggGGGGGG*… lighting hit me so I passed it down to Umair , let’s see what he’s got for us.
——– here we go ————
Asmi: Welcome to Shaadi.com Live Help service.
Asmi: How may I help you?
PaKiBaDSha: Hello
PaKiBaDSha: was wondering do you have any promotions or discounts for membership?
Asmi: May I have your profile id, so that I can assist you better?
PaKiBaDSha: I am not a current member, i wanted to know before i commit to something this serious
Asmi: Registration is Free .
Asmi: If you wish to contact members you need to be a premium member.
PaKiBaDSha: Well i have joined many free sites, and the women are so ugly.
PaKiBaDSha: how much is membership with a discount
Asmi: I am sorry but we do not provide discounts for first membership.
PaKiBaDSha: well how do i know the site is worth it, and that i will not have guys trying to contact me
Asmi: Registering on Shaadi.com is very simple. You can use the following link to fill out the registration form:
Asmi: http://www.shaadi.com/registration/user/index.php
PaKiBaDSha: don’t you think there should be some insentive?
PaKiBaDSha: incentive?
Asmi: yes, premium members can contact
Asmi: yes, premium members can contact you.
PaKiBaDSha: i mean, would you want ugly people to contact you?
Asmi: If they and you want.
PaKiBaDSha: i sure don’t
PaKiBaDSha: is there a way to filter them?
Asmi: Once you register yourself you will see the option.
Asmi: Yes, we do have filters option.
PaKiBaDSha: what about the women
PaKiBaDSha: how are they on this site?
PaKiBaDSha: are they conservative?
Asmi: We have all kinds of members.
PaKiBaDSha: how does this site differ from other matrimonial sites
PaKiBaDSha: imean, whats so great about it?
Asmi: Shaadi.com is the World’s Largest Matrimonial Service provider for people of Indian and Asian origin with more than ten million members. We offer a platform for serious minded individuals to find their Soul mate.
Asmi: Also, we have more than Eight lakh `Success stories’ to our credit.
Asmi: We are also very proud to mention that we are an ISO 9001:2000 quality site.
Asmi: Besides, we are a `VeriSign’ protected site, which means that data stored on our site is safe and secure.
PaKiBaDSha: well.. soulmate, i dunno about all that.
PaKiBaDSha: are you a bot?
Asmi: Ok.
Asmi: Waht?
Asmi: What?
PaKiBaDSha: im sorry, choro.. so this is nice material you are yelling me
PaKiBaDSha: telling
PaKiBaDSha: i might want to consider it
Asmi: Ok.
Asmi: Is there anything else I may assist you with?
PaKiBaDSha: do you have any premium 1 day trials
Asmi: Glad to hear that
PaKiBaDSha: to test the site out?
Asmi: No.
PaKiBaDSha: i want to see all the women who have nice asses
PaKiBaDSha: and maybe big t***
PaKiBaDSha: can we filter that?
Asmi: As you do not have any queries regarding Shaadi.com, I am ending this chat session. If you need any help regarding Shaadi.com in future, please feel free to contact us on Live Help. You can also call us on our toll free no 1800222077 (from BSNL/ MTNL within India)

Thank you shaadi.com for the wonderful chat experience, it was loads of fun ;-)